maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
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we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
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I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
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