My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
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That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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