Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
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Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
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I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
Thumbs up
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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