Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
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he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
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I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
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