I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
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Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
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Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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