You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
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Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
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Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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