I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
Princesses don't give blow jobs
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i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
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so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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