I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
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The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
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I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
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