I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
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The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
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It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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