Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
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Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
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Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
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