I thought you should know that you passed out in your trash can last night.
Thanks for throwing up on me.
There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
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MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
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I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
In other news, I just burned my penis
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
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