Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
you would pick up someone in the library
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
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You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
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So much Jack, so little girl.
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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