i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
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Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
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Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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