I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
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IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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