Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
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I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
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Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
I have already put on my inside pants.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
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