I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
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woke up this morning to find the entire staircase covered in marinara sauce, with my roommate practically sobbing and scrubbing the wall with carpet cleaner.
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
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You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
My boob is missing a layer of skin
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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