Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
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while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
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Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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