new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
so they are in my phone as twin 1 and twin 2. but i forget which is which. did i put them in order of who I hooked up with first, or who is sexier? cause i'm not trying to text the one with the girlfriend
1st off, theyre identical. 2ndly, have i ever told you that youre a huge slut? hope that helps
I want to jerk off but my dog won't leave me alone. It's the most depressing cock block ever.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
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you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
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I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
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