Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
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oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
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There was a time I was reining queen of Sunday funday... And at that same time I also weighed 20 pounds more, had the morale of a spearmint rhino stripper, and woke up most mornings asking more questions than fucking Barbara Walters. I think I just wrote my own epitaph.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
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