Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
where are you?
Hypothermia
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She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
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MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
You did what with his pubic hair?
I informed him that we had less than 5 minutes left to live, and his first words were "I'm trying to think of a good They Might Be Giants quip"
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