Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
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he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
My vagina is very pro this idea
Drunk purchased a negligee, plan b, keds and Himalayan salt shot glasses.. there’s only one reasonable purchase there, and we both know it’s not the sneakers
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
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