4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
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Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
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But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
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He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
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