my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
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I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
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This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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