Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
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I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
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I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
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