Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
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I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
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my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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