I'm laying in your front yard are you home
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
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I feel like everything in this room is sweating
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
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GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
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