there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
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it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
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I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
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