The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
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when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
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I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
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