what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
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If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
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He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
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