It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
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Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
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Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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