5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
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just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
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i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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