Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
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you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
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I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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