i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
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He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
I woke up to a text that said, "I can see you but can't get in." It was the pizza delivery guy who saw me passed out drunk on the floor through the front door.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
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Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
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