I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
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Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
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She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
So there we are, fucking beneath the Christmas tree and I glance up and see one of the local Jehovah's witnesses staring in horror through the decorative glass in the front door. I'm so proud of us.
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