Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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