Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
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Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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