I called you to phone bone last night, but you were out with your boring friends playing video games
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
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I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
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dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
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