Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
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if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
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It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
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