Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
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The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
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Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
Randomize