I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
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Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
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Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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