two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
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PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
Rumble strips road head = magical
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theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
you never un-have a 4some
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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