it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
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Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
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First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
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