If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
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Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
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I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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