I was just curling my hair topless and I just burned my nipple. Ouch.
If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
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good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
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Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
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