Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
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now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
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My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
My dog just blew me a kiss. First of all I'm stoned and second of all he's a pitbull. Those aren't sexual dogs. So wtf.
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