I hope mine doesn't look like that
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
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I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
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I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
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