Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
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This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
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Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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