cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
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all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
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oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
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