My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
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