NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
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i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
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Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
I'm sobbing to NWA
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
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